August 2012
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Things I Never Learned In High School
wewereonabreak-:
complexgirl:
boguskudos:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know...
People on the olympics:
woahrelatable:
ME:
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
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I just get paranoid over lots of things
You have to reassure me a lot
It may or may not be annoying but it means the world to me, it really does.
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
sherlock221bbakerst:
Dear roleplayers
Breath= the thing you take in to your lungs
Breathe= the ACT of taking air into your lungs
They are not the same.
Strait= a small river
Straight= without curve or only being attracted to the opposite sex
They are not the same.
Cloths= pieces of fabric
Clothes= wearable pieces of fabric
They are not the same.
Dying= when life of something or someone...
So I had this obsession
preservedcucumbers:
thegreatgleeksby:
miyomo:
For Sarah.
….dammit.
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
mpregbert:
how to establish friendship
send non-anon asks acting like you’re already my friend
have replies enabled
izzetheking:
qpdb are the same letter just turned different ways and its pissing me off
yggdrasilly:
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
cobrastarfruit:
have you ever hated someone for no reason and then all of a sudden they give you a reason to hate them and you start laughing because HA I KNEW I HATED YOU FOR A REASON
Grades don't define intelligence and age doesn't...
Imagine if it were the Renner-Olympics, though.
erectionsandtea:
First, they sing the national anthem:
The battle cry:
The pre-event stretch:
Everyone to their starting marks:
And then the events!
There’s the lunge:
The vault (gymnastics):
Weight lifting:
Boxing:
A break for food:
Back to the events!
Aquatics:
Archery (of course):
Snowboarding (in winter):
Winning the gold:
And then...
July 2012
