Things I Never Learned In High School
wewereonabreak-: complexgirl: boguskudos: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know...
People on the olympics:
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
I just get paranoid over lots of things You have to reassure me a lot It may or may not be annoying but it means the world to me, it really does.
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
sherlock221bbakerst: Dear roleplayers Breath= the thing you take in to your lungs Breathe= the ACT of taking air into your lungs They are not the same. Strait= a small river Straight= without curve or only being attracted to the opposite sex They are not the same. Cloths= pieces of fabric Clothes= wearable pieces of fabric They are not the same. Dying= when life of something or someone...
So I had this obsession
preservedcucumbers: thegreatgleeksby: miyomo: For Sarah. ….dammit.
why is it called a training bra what are you training for the bra olympics the boob championships
mpregbert: how to establish friendship send non-anon asks acting like you’re already my friend have replies enabled
izzetheking: qpdb are the same letter just turned different ways and its pissing me off
yggdrasilly: Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
cobrastarfruit: have you ever hated someone for no reason and then all of a sudden they give you a reason to hate them and you start laughing because HA I KNEW I HATED YOU FOR A REASON
Grades don't define intelligence and age doesn't...
Imagine if it were the Renner-Olympics, though.
erectionsandtea: First, they sing the national anthem: The battle cry: The pre-event stretch: Everyone to their starting marks: And then the events! There’s the lunge: The vault (gymnastics): Weight lifting: Boxing: A break for food: Back to the events! Aquatics: Archery (of course): Snowboarding (in winter): Winning the gold: And then...